i'M nEVER dRINKING
aGAIN
I'm never drinking
again
I'm never drinking
again
I really mean
it this time
I really mean
it this time
Oh no, oh no,
oh no
I'm never drinking
again
Never going
to get trashed
Won't fall
off the wagon
Cause I'll
never be smashed
I won't be
feeling no pain
Never going
on a bender
Or be under
the weather
I'm never drinking
again
Never going
to imbibe
Never hitting
the sauce
Or be three
sheets to the wind
I won't be
half in the bag
Or bite the
hair of the dog
Or drive the
porcelain bus (for that matter)
I'm never drinking
again
I really mean
it this time
We'll maybe
once a year
Around holiday
time
Or at my best
friend's wedding
A champagne
toast
Two at the
most
A little vodka
in the OJ
That'd be alright
A little whiskey
in the coffee
Takes the edge
off the night
A glass of
wine with dinner
An aperitif
A nightcap
for a little relief
I'm never drinking
til four
I'm never drinking
til four
I really mean
it this time
I know I've
said that before
Oh no, oh no,
oh no
I'm never smoking
again, either
I'm never smoking
again
I'm never twisting
one up
Or be rolling
up a doobie
Won't be cutting
the hash
Or
toking til dawn
Or filling
the bong
I'm never drinking
again
I'm never drinking
again
I really mean
it this time
I really mean
it this time
Oh no, oh no, oh no